I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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