how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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