Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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