They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize