I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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