THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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