Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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