He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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