whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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