if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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