their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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