she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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