Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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