She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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