Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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