This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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