All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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