We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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