had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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