Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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