if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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