I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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