when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
id be glad to
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize