I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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