I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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