Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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