I think I died a long time ago.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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