Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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