I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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