I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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