so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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