Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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