I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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