I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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