ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
its not stalking. its research.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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