those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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