Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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