3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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