wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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