Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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