Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she woke up with a sticky ear
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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