3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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