Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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