Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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