People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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