she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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