omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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