She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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