in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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