Betty ford says i'm here all night
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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