this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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