found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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